Headmaster

The setup

What you are walking into

Welcome to the Football Improvement Centre, which is not a prison. Inside our Heading Facility, you will undergo an intense re­education under the guidance of our world class staff. We've constructed an impressive variety of lessons to ensure you are no longer a threat to the reputation of your club, who has so generously sponsored your enrollment. You will find your time spent here to be quite valuable, but do remember... improvement is mandatory.

Where it lives